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Yesterday.
Cool.
Easy.
Six Fingered Grab (out of frame).
Hahahahahaha.
Bananas.
Jake
Category Archives: Ski Updates
Blogs are for Posers
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All my friends wish they could throw tail grabs like me.
Kyle
Whatever
Nik
Marcus
I’m definitely photoshopping my next video (dropping 2015).
Back
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Pictures from P. Buddy:
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Video soon. Maybe?
Jake
Always Wax Your Skis With Real Butter
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I do not know how much red bull it takes to cure knee swelling from a two week old surgery scar, but I’m damn sure going to find out. I feel I must, in the name of science.
The best guidebook.
It is starting to feel like the right time of year to arrive at the lab in all your ski gear and try and convince your TA that you are, in fact, really serious about coding and that you only own bright ski pants because you get extremely cold even in the WEB and are afraid of the the UofU campus officers on segways hitting you if you only wear jeans.
Whatever. Skiing is for dorks.
Not The Bee’s Knees
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Uhhhhhh. My knee, magnified.
As I recently discovered, my legs have become so muscular from all the super-rad-gnarly-extremeness that is my everyday life (Programming day…Erry day) that my muscle tissue has begun to outgrow my body’s size creating complications.
To rectify this situation, I woke up yesterday, got driven to the University of Utah Orthopedic Center, rocked out and danced in the waiting room for the better part of an hour (thx new Matt & Kim album) and got put down with enough anesthetic to tranquilize a small elephant. After that, some super rad doctors cut out the excess muscle that was causing so much issue while still leaving me enough strength to drop kick a cinder block the length of two football fields.
Following the workout routines of MTV’s Jersey Shore cast, I should be good to go by ski season. Unfortunately all the squat thrusts in the world are not going to help me understand this code I wrote while high on hydrocodone and decided not to comment.
/* Function definitions are for posers */
Jake
Postscript: Star athlete Nik Aksamit did not win 4Frnt’s shreddership contest after they decided they did not make a ski strong enough to support his flat light hucking. Bummer dude, I picked this post’s song to cheer you up-